Bathhouse Boys

The stories behind a gay sauna in London.

Bathhouse Boys

"There’s a wheelchair here?" observed Frank, coming out of the office and into the lounge area. "Why is there a wheelchair here?"

"It’s a customer..." explained Charlie, stocking the bar fridge.

"In a wheelchair?" asked Frank. "How did he get in?"

"We let him in through the delivery entrance..." replied Charlie.

"But where is he now?" asked Frank. "Why isn’t he in his wheelchair?"

"He’s downstairs somewhere..." shrugged Charlie.

"How did he get downstairs?" asked Frank. "He's a guy in a wheelchair, but his wheelchair is here!"

"He seems to be able to move around pretty well on his hands and knees..." explained Charlie. "He’s fairly self-sufficient."

"He’s going up and down those stairs on his hands and knees?" exclaimed Frank. "Those stairs are steep! Are you sure he’s okay?"

"He seems fine..." shrugged Charlie. "We’re keeping a bit of an eye on him."

"Where is he now?" asked Frank, scanning the bank of screens that displayed the camera feeds from various parts of the building.

"He was in the orgy room..." replied Charlie.

"I can’t see him..." said Frank, studying the screen closely. "Are you sure he’s okay?"

"Maybe he’s gone into the steam room for a bit?" suggested Charlie.

"Why am I the only one who seems to be worried about a guy in a wheelchair finding his way around a sauna that is not at all wheelchair-friendly?" exclaimed Frank.

"It feels like you’re being a bit condescending..." pointed out Charlie.

"Does it?" replied Frank. "I don’t mean to be. I’m just a bit worried about him. Are we all set up for naked gym day?"

"Yes - good to go..." nodded Charlie. "Why isn’t it naked gym day every day?"

"What do you mean?" asked Frank.

"Well, naked gym day is always really popular..." replied Charlie. "You’d think that a gym in a bathhouse would always be cool with guys that want to work out naked."

"I guess so..." shrugged Frank. "I don’t know. I think it’s a health and safety thing."

"What, wiping down the equipment?" asked Charlie.

"Maybe..." replied Frank. "Or maybe there’s a risk of guys hurting themselves?"

"Getting their balls crushed by a weight?" laughed Charlie. "That doesn’t make any sense. If that was actually a risk then we wouldn’t have naked gym day at all."

"True..." nodded Frank. "You know what? I don’t know. I’m just the manager. That’s what they told me the rules are. We’re not here to question the rules."

"Fair enough..." shrugged Charlie. "Just take the money and wipe up the cum."

"Exactly..." confirmed Frank. "That’s exactly what you need to do. Just take the money and wipe up the cum."

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