Eight Inches Of Hanukkah: Hottest Jewish Celebrities

This is something that we can all celebrate.

Eight Inches Of Hanukkah: Hottest Jewish Celebrities

It’s Hanukkah! We're taking the opportunity to check out our favorite Jewish actors in Hollywood... shirtless and naked! Looks like we’re getting eight inches of Hanukkah this year. ::tongue pop::

These are the Chosen People in their choicest nude and shirtless scenes, including the veteran Jewish actor Harrison Ford, who looks like a zamn zaddy in all of his retro shirtless scenes. We’ve also got Joseph Gordon-Levitt topping a dude during anal as a teen sex worker, Daniel Radcliffe's shocking gay bottoming scene in Kill Your Darlings, Spider-Man Andrew Garfield's surprising gay kiss with Stephen Colbert, and of course gym rat Gregg Sulkin's shredded and hairy body in his numerous shirtless shots.

But it simply wouldn’t be Hanukkah without Timothée Chalamet cumming inside of a peach, Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s huge swinging penis, and of course, the reason for the pleasing… Tom Mercier’s Coke can cock as seen during his shower jerk off in Synonyms. Happy Hanukkah everyone!

(See all these scenes including Tom Mercier’s full jerk off clip here)