Christopher Meloni is truly one of the sexiest and manliest men in Hollywood. And, even better, his name has been synonymous with hot prison shower dick and balls ever since his breakout role on OZ. The pioneering 90’s HBO series saw Meloni stripping down for some man-on-man action with his fellow inmates in almost too many scenes to count. In this OZ, there’s no place like homo!
In 2001’s Wet Hot America Summer Meloni let his monstrous cheeks hang out during a classic gapin’ apron scene.
And three years later he further showed off his comedic chops by donning skimpy undies and a ridiculous mask for Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. In 2016’s Almost Friends, Meloni again showed off his insanely plump cheeks as well as his sexy tan line.
Later that year he briefly went shirtless in Underground.
But we were really Happy when we once again saw his ageless ass and bod in the 2017 dark comedy series, Happy! After checking out this Body of Work, I’ll take a Meloni sandwich, extra Mayo..