Does it taste like pineapple?
Load up on that protein.
Are you a bit of a cum pig? Do you get off on eating a guy’s load?
Wet your appetite and read on.
News
What is a cum-eating fetish?
On one level, a cum-eating fetish is pretty self-explanatory – it describes a guy that is really into eating cum.
While most of us are generally enthusiastic about cum, it’s helpful to remember that there’s a difference between a kink and a fetish. A kink is something that you’re into and it can help you get off, whereas a fetish is something that you need to get off – if it’s your fetish, then you won’t get off unless that particular button is pushed.
So, if you’ve got a cum-eating fetish, any sort of sexual encounter is going to be a bit of a let-down if you don’t get to eat some cum.
What’s the science behind a cum fetish?
We don’t need to get all Freudian about this, but the general consensus is that the manifestation of a sexual fetish is probably linked to some formative experience in the early stages of your sexual development.
It’s not always easy to pinpoint a specific experience or direct cause-and-effect, but it’s likely that there was some kind of really intense moment somewhere around puberty that has somehow translated into a hunger for cum.
There might have been a BDSM element to that formative experience. The power dynamics of sexual encounters could lead you to associate swallowing cum with demonstrating subservience.
Alternatively, that formative experience might connect to the thrill of doing something taboo or forbidden. If you’re associating cum-eating as something taboo – even if that’s a subconscious association – then any opportunity to explore the sensation of breaking that taboo can be really powerful.
Not everyone would see cum-eating as being outside of societal norms. Early Christian rituals included eating cum as part of ceremonial worship – a man’s cum was described as his liquid soul. Perhaps that’s why sucking dick can sometimes feel like a religious experience.
There are also theories that there’s a physiological basis for a cum fetish. Semen is made up of compounds such as cortisol, progesterone, oxytocin, and prolactin. These compounds could have mood-enhancing and stress-reducing effects when absorbed through the mucous membranes in the mouth. You may not consciously make the connection that getting a hit of cum will effectively be swallowing an antidepressant, but your body intuitively knows what it needs.
What Does Cum Taste Like?
Even accounting for a bit of variation between guys, the taste of cum is surprisingly hard to define.
While some guys might taste a bit saltier or a bit sweeter, it’s probably easiest to describe cum as having a fairly neutral or alkaline taste.
The reason that it doesn’t taste of much is because of the way our bodies produce cum – your cum is a combination of a number of fluids produced by different parts of the body.
The texture of cum is also an important part of the experience – your cum is usually going to be a cloudy white fluid that is a bit thicker than water.
How can I make my cum taste better?
If you’re regularly having hookups with guys that have a cum-eating fetish, then you probably want to ensure that the loads that you’re providing are as tasty as possible.
The taste of your cum may be influenced by factors such as your diet, your overall health, and your lifestyle choices.
The urban myth that eating pineapple will make your cum taste sweeter hasn’t been scientifically verified, but it probably doesn’t do any harm to add some pineapple and other antioxidants to your diet.
You might want to explore supplements such as wheatgrass or spirulina, as these are high in chlorophyll and may have some health benefits. Fenugreek is another supplement often associated with semen quality, so it’s worth considering.
However, it’s important to distinguish between your cum and your urine. Urine is a waste product of your body – you can see a direct connection between what you put into your mouth and what comes out in your urine. For example, if you eat asparagus, you can smell the results, or if you don’t drink enough water, you can see how this is reflected in your urine.
Your cum isn’t a waste product – it’s a substance your body generates. It’s much harder to see any direct correlation between what you put into your mouth and what comes out in your cum because the process of generating semen is more complicated than that.
What happens when you swallow cum?
Even if you don’t have a fully-fledged cum-eating fetish, a bit of cum-play is always fun
When receiving cum during oral sex, you can spit it out, swallow it, or snowball it – just go with what feels good to you, don’t overthink it.
Because we’re generally taking our cues from porn, you might want to smear it over the guy’s cock and really make the most of it - that’s the money-shot, and you want the camera to capture the action. But even if you’re not filming your encounter, it can still be a turn-on to show your hook-up that you’re really into savouring his load.
If you’re concerned about STIs, your risks are pretty much the same whether you’re spitting or swallowing. Ensure that you’re testing regularly for STIs to stay on top of any issues.
News
How can I boost my cum-shot?
Whether you’d like to impress the guy that you're getting it on with, or just set a new personal best for yourself, there’s something undeniably satisfying about a large cum-shot.
Not that our worth is measured in the amount of cum that we shoot - it's not a competition - but the general rule is that leaving your mark with a big spray of cum is a solid way to end a hook-up or a solo bate-session.
We’ve all seen the videos of guys shooting gallons of spunk, but the reality is that most of us are punching out about a teaspoon of cum of each time. Which doesn't actually sound that impressive.
Another hard fact of life is that we produce less cum as we get older – once you’re past 35, you probably don’t want to be entering any "biggest cum-shot" competitions.
You shouldn’t feel any pressure to try and increase the amount of cum that you’re shooting, but if you’re wanting to film some content for your subscribers or just impress your next hook-up, is there any way to pump up the volume?
Abstinence
There is a theory that by not cumming for a few days you’ll then have a bigger cum-shot when you do actually cum.
Whether that’s true or not is fairly inconclusive. If you’re donating sperm, they’ll ask you to abstain a few days before donating, but this is more to ensure that the sperm has matured and is ready to fertilise, rather than anything to do with the volume of what you’re shooting.
But your body does need time to produce semen – there’s not an unlimited supply on tap – so try extending the period between your ejaculations to see if that results in bigger loads.
Healthy Body = Healthy Load
It’s common sense that your body is going to function better if you’re keeping healthy and your diet is good.
An easy starting point is sleep. If you’re tired and rundown, your body isn’t going to be working at its peak. If you want a big cum-shot, make sure you’re getting some quality beauty sleep.
There may not be direct correlations, but there seems to be a pretty widespread consensus that smoking and drinking alcohol is bad for your cum. Quit smoking and drink less and you should see the benefits in bigger loads.
Staying hydrated is a really important step to take. Drink lots of water to make sure you’re giving your body all the juice it needs.
Stress is bad for your body. Whatever the cause of your stress – whether it’s work, money, or relationships – it's having a negative impact on everything, including your cum-shot.
Most of us could benefit from adding some supplements to our diet to ensure that we’re keeping our bodies on track. A general multivitamin is a good starting point, but Vitamin D and Zinc are specific things that we’re often lacking – these are linked to Testosterone levels and so could help you boost your cum-shot.
Getting some regular exercise is an important part of generally keeping fit and healthy, so big cumshots is another incentive to hit the gym.
You might also want to consider some focused exercises for your pelvic floor. These are often referred to as Kegel exercises. Your pelvic floor is that bit of the body that connects the back of the penis to your anus – if you’ve got strong control of your pelvic floor then you’ll be more aware of what your body is doing during orgasm.
Edging
Edging is a lot of fun in and of itself – it’s the ideal way to extend your bate session and maximise your pleasure when you’re jerking off. Edging can also deliver big cumshots.
It’s not really clear why edging results in a bigger cum-shot, but there’s something about priming your body to the absolute limit that means that when the release happens, you’re firing on all cylinders.
Cock Rings
Cock rings are generally used as a way to delay your orgasm and extend your sex-play. That’s a form of edging, so wearing a cock ring will have some of the cum-shot related benefits of delaying your orgasm through edging.
Penis Pumping
There’s not a lot of science behind penis pumps, but they are fun to use occasionally.
Some guys will tell you that they get bigger cum-shots after pumping their penis. The results are inconclusive but we’re willing to give it a go!
News
Gareth Johnson