Stormy Runoff

Denny is at home keeping to himself, as he always is. And not just because it's raining outside (it's pouring actually). Too stormy to lounge in the pool, so he opts for his second favourite activity: watching porn.

Denny has an entire library of his favorite hits from Al Parker (1980s) to Colby Keller (2000s). Choosing from such a wide selection is the hardest part.

"Hmmm…” Denny pondered. "I think I'm in the mood for cowboys."

It is the Wild West after all.

Not long after he gets greased up and hits play on the DVD player, Denny gets a phone call.

Since the landline is sitting at his bedside, he really can't ignore it. Denny breathes a frustrated sigh then picks up. He really hates interrupting a sex session. Even if it is just with himself.

Thinking it's going to be some telemarketer scam call, Denny doesn't bother turning the volume down.

Denny: Hello

Jonathan: Denny? It's Jonathan.

Denny: Oh, SHIT! (Sorry)

Denny scrambles to find the remote to pause a young Colby Keller getting railed. Then suddenly realises he grabbed the remote control with his greasy hand and immediately drops it. In a frantic pace, Denny pulls the common move of multi-tasking with the phone wedged between his ear and his shoulder. Meanwhile, successfully grabbing the remote control with his dry hand and simultaneously wiping off his greasy hand on the blanket.

Denny: Hey! What's up with this rain, huh?

Jonathan: Yeah, it's something. Listen, I wanna ask you something.

Denny: [gulp]

Jonathan: Have you seen Jeremy around?

Denny: [sigh of relief] He's not with you?

Jonathan: No! Well, he was, but we think he ran off somewhere. Have you seen him?

Denny: No! Why would he run off in THIS RAIN? It is POURING out there!

Jonathan: Yeah, that's why we're concerned. Listen, give us a call if ya hear anything, alright?

Denny: Yeah... Hey Jay. This is really unlike Jeremy to do something like this. Did something happen?

Jonathan: [pause] We might have had a... fight earlier.

Denny: About WHAT?

Jonathan: I don't wanna talk about it right now. Just give us a call if you see him.

*[click]*

Denny: Hmm... That was weird. [click]

Denny hits play then resumes stroking.