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Everything you need to host the gang and be the centre of attention.
If “take more loads” is what's on your vision-board, a good starting point is to create opportunities that maximise the volume of men lining up to take a turn on your fuck-hole.
Let's look at the logistics.
Gareth Johnson
What is a cum-dump party?
When we’re talking about a cum-dump, we’re essentially talking about a gang-fuck. It’s group sex but it’s a room full of tops all focused on one bottom. Everyone fucks the bottom and dumps their loads in his ass - which makes him the cum-dump.
A variation on this is the “no loads refused” vibe when the bottom is ass-up in a hotel room and dudes just wander in and take their turn fucking him and breeding him. The bottom could be blindfolded, but that’s optional - he’s going to take the load of any man that wants to fuck him.
How does the bottom know how many loads he’s taken? There should be a black marker tally scored on his butt - each top adds to the tally once their cum has been dumped.
Is a cum-dump party different from a sex-party or an orgy?
Group sex comes in lots of different variations. A cum-dump party is one of those, alongside fuck-fests such as an orgy, a threesome, or a circle-jerk.
While they all involve a group of guys in a room getting it on, they each have a slightly different vibe or intention.
For example, a circle-jerk is focused on stroking, an orgy is more of a free-for-all where everyone fucks everyone, and a threesome is just a Tuesday night.
If you're hosting a cum-dump party - and you're the designated cum-dump - then it's a gang-fuck and you’re the one getting fucked and taking all the loads.
How many guys qualifies as a cum-dump party?
There’s no rules about how many guys you need to line up in order to declare an event as a cum-dump party or to claim the title of a cum-dump.
But logic dictates that group sex isn’t really group sex unless there’s at least five guys involved.
If it’s just you, you’re masturbating. If it’s you and one other guy, that’s a hook-up. If it’s you and two other guys, that’s a threesome. If it’s you and three other guys, that’s a fourgy. If it’s you and four other guys, then we’re clearly into group sex territory.
Not that you’ve got to prove anything to anyone, but if you’ve gone to the effort of booking a hotel room, putting on your lucky jockstrap, and strategically placing the Sharpie so that the pump-and-dump Tops can keep score, you’d be a bit disappointed if you didn’t get at least four loads, right?
Is being a cum-dump safe?
While it’s important to look after your health, “safe” isn’t a particularly helpful word in the context of sexual encounters. It’s language that carries a lot of baggage from the dark days of the AIDS pandemic.
Physical contact with another human involves the exchange of microbes such as bacteria, viruses, and fungi. You don’t have to be naked for this to happen - you’re exchanging microbes when you shake someone’s hand or in any instance of skin-to-skin contact.
This exchange is generally a good thing - it helps shape the composition of our individual microbiomes and fine-tune our immune defences. But sometimes our physical contact exchanges include the transfer of pathogens that evade our body’s defences - this can result in various illnesses, including sexually transmitted infections.
What’s essential is that you’re testing regularly so that you know where your health is at and you’re getting treatment for any infections that your body is dealing with.
If you’re planning a cum-dump party, it’s clear that you’re going to be exchanging a lot of microbes with a lot of different guys. You may want to give your body a bit of additional protection. For example, this could be in the form of PrEP to prevent the acquisition of HIV, or DoxyPeP which will protect you against some STIs.
Beyond potential health risks, a cum-dump party may also present some security risks. Whether you’re in a hotel or at home, you may not know much about the guys that are turning up to breed you. Put your valuables somewhere safe. Try to avoid anyone who is intoxicated with alcohol or drugs. Set yourself some boundaries in terms of how many guys you’ll host and how long the session will run for. Keep yourself hydrated and alert.
How to recruit guys for a cum-dump party
From an event-planning perspective, organising a successful cum-dump party relies on a lot of the basics of arranging any kind of sex party at your place. The more advance-planning and preparation you can do about the logistics of the event, the easier it will be for you to relax and enjoy the fruits of your labour.
It’s really important to be up-front and communicate clearly that you’re organising a cum-dump party and that you’re the designated cum-dump. Setting the intention for the event helps to ensure that everyone turning up is in the same headspace and bringing the energy and vibe that you’re looking for.
Possibly the biggest challenge is figuring out who to invite and getting the right guys in the room.
It would be awesome if you had enough friends-with-benefits that you could just drop a location pin into the group-chat and it’s job done. But most of us are going to have to put in a bit more work to recruit the number of tops we’re looking for in order to hit our target load-count.
Leverage the technology. A hook-up app will help you identify potential Tops in your neighbourhood. Start sending some messages and see how much interest is out there. They're obviously going to ask for your ass pics, so ensure that you have those ready to go.
Go get those loads!
Gareth Johnson
Gareth Johnson