Recap: Naked co-working (bate edition)
Stroke while you're studying spreadsheets.
I've been hosting naked co-working sessions for about 12 months now, however we switched things up for the January edition.
Previous editions of naked co-working have been purely social naturism. That's a really nice vibe, just dudes hanging out naked, getting on with their work. There were the occasional boners but it never went any further than that.
But it's a new year, right? The old rules don't apply, right?
That's why the January edition of naked co-working had a slightly different intention - bringing together three of my favourite things: getting naked, getting some work done, and masturbating.
The result? Naked co-working: the bate edition.
Not to toot my own horn - although that's exactly what I've been doing all afternoon - but the bate edition of naked co-working was a total success.
It was eight guys plus myself - that's the maximum that my Hoxton studio can host for an event of this format.
Naked co-working is always popular, but the bate edition sold out early - and there was a waiting list. This was a concept that seemed to resonate with a lot of guys.
I knew a couple of the guys that signed up, some were new to me, but the vibe was perfect.
There were boners from the get-go, but we probably got to about 90 minutes in before Antoine suggested that it was maybe time that we all took "a break".
It was a good move - effectively giving everyone permission to close their laptops for a bit and focus on stroking themselves and each other.
From there, the productivity of the afternoon decreased but the sexual energy in the room remained high. Guys would check their emails and keep an eye on their messages while leaning into a fairly unique communal masturbation opportunity.
The bottom line is that we're going to be doing more of these.
If you want to give it a try, grab a ticket, bring your laptop, grease up and let's get to work!
Future dates for naked co-working sessions in London
